The Magic Green Hat
By Guest Contributor
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While in Florida I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here’s the hat: Below.
 It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But, don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!
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