TARD Sweeps Across the Nation
SOTN Editor’s Note:
What the alarming article posted below in its entirety does not reveal is the most serious symptom associated with this disorder. We’re not talking about the compulsive urge to move to Canada or the irrational determination to overturn the official result of the 2016 U.S. presidential election.
Neither are we writing about the uncontrollable obsession by some with TARD to label all fact-reporting websites as ‘Fake News’. Even such corporate media giants as Google, Facebook and Twitter have gotten infected by the TARD bug.
Because so many of those who are afflicted with TARD have literally turned purple with rage and indignation, fury and frustration, anger and exasperation, they can become apoplectic. It is during this dangerous and delicate stage of the illness that they can become vulnerable to participating in the meticulously engineered Purple Revolution.
Once these emotionally debilitated folks have crossed that line into the anarchic territory of staging a full-blown coup d’état, there is very little that can be done for them. Except perhaps to take the plunge by taking the Purple Pill. These can only be obtained from a Trump Tower pharmacy, however.
What follows is a graphic example of an extremely advanced case TARD. Now everyone ought to understand why this epidemic must be arrested before it goes pandemic!
State of the Nation
November 16, 2016
N.B. It has been wisely pointed out by a BIN commenter below that the Trumpsters must take this epidemic very seriously. Here’s why:
“Everyone here needs to take this seriously since TARD is treatable as stated above. If Trumpsters do not make an effort to educate the TARDs, then these poor souls will develop Repetitive TARD … better known as RETARD!!!!” [aka LibTARD in the comment sections throughout Alt-Media]
(Posted by GWNguy)
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.
Signs and Symptoms:
People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
– Telling others they are moving to Canada
– Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
– Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
– Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
– Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
– Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona
Causes and Mechanisms:
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
– Membership in the Democratic party
– Identifying as a Feminist
– Currently enrolled in college, and/or
– Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
– Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
– Massive student debt
– Spotty or non-existent work history
Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.
Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!