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Twas the night before <\/span>Chaos<\/span><\/i> when all through the <\/span>land, The <\/span>fake news<\/span><\/i> was <\/span>all set<\/span><\/i> by the <\/span>media<\/span><\/i> with care, The <\/span>dupes<\/span><\/i> were nestled all snug in their beds, And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, Away to the window I <\/span>found broken glass, The moon on the <\/span>crest of the hammer and sickle, When what to my wondering eyes did appear, With a little old driver so lively and quick, More rapid than <\/span>light,\u00a0<\/span><\/i>his <\/span>drones<\/span><\/i> they came, <\/span> “Now, <\/span>Chaos<\/span><\/i>! Now, <\/span>Mayhem<\/span><\/i>! Now,\u00a0<\/span>Fracas, <\/span><\/i>and <\/span>Tumult<\/span><\/i>!<\/span> To the top of <\/span>America<\/span><\/i>! To the top of the<\/span> World<\/span><\/i>! Submitted to SOTN by an anonymous American patriot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/span><\/i>Not a<\/span> liberal<\/span><\/i> was <\/span>willing<\/span><\/i>, <\/span>to take a firm stand.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n
\n<\/span>They stated <\/span>Utopia<\/span><\/i> would soon be here.<\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span>While visions of <\/span>social justice<\/span><\/i> danced in their heads.<\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span>Had just <\/span>emptied<\/span><\/i> our brains for a long winter’s nap.<\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span>I sprang from my bed to see what, was the matter. <\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/i>Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. <\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/i>Lit up the left<\/span><\/i> and their <\/span>disguise as Antifa.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n
\n<\/span>But a <\/span>white UN truck<\/span><\/i> and eight <\/span>tiny peace keepers.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n
\n<\/span>I knew in a moment he must be <\/span>Tsar Nick.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n
\nAnd he <\/span>saluted<\/span><\/i>, and shouted, and called them by name:<\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/i>On, <\/span>Discord <\/span><\/i>! On, <\/span>Venom<\/span><\/i>! On, Rancor and <\/span>Malice<\/span><\/i>! <\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span>Now <\/span>bash<\/span><\/i> away! B<\/span>ash <\/span><\/i>away!<\/span>\u00a0Bash<\/span><\/i> away all!”<\/span><\/p>\n
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