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<\/a><\/div>\nWith the announcement that 25-year old “Reality Winner” (no, really) had been arrested for stealing and leaking top secret documents, it became clear to us that a near and dear friend who was very ill for a very long time had finally been pushed over the brink<\/i>: we regret to say that Satire is dead.<\/p>\n
Because seriously, when a story gets this “in your face” ridiculous – what details are left for us to push to humorous extremes?!<\/p>\n
Start with her name: “Reality Winner.” Then let’s tick off the other boxes: lesbian bodybuilder, ardent Bernie Sanders supporter, a “Black Lives Matter” enthusiast who (though white herself) argues that “Being white is terrorism.” A woman whose social media posts include referring to the President of the United States as a “piece of shit” and the “Tangerine in chief,” who additionally declares that in a war between the US and Iran, she’ll side with Iran<\/i>.<\/p>\n
And still…STILL…she was given a top secret security clearance and access to classified materials<\/i>. Which raises two very troubling questions: just what in blazing Hell does someone have to do to not<\/i> get a security clearance, and how many other<\/i> angry, ignorant, communist-leaning, anti-American social justice warriors are currently embedded in (and sabotaging) our intelligence agencies?!<\/p>\n
We’re guessing the number to be terrifyingly high, but can’t know for sure because trying to find out would require functional intelligence agencies. And that ship, like Satire, has sailed.<\/p>\n