{"id":55057,"date":"2016-11-05T19:46:29","date_gmt":"2016-11-05T23:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/?p=55057"},"modified":"2016-11-05T19:46:29","modified_gmt":"2016-11-05T23:46:29","slug":"monkey-prophet-chooses-trump-as-next-us-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stateofthenation2012.com\/?p=55057","title":{"rendered":"Monkey \u2018Prophet\u2019 Chooses Trump as Next US President"},"content":{"rendered":"

By\u00a0Emmanuel Offor<\/span><\/p>\n

Days after United States President Barack Obama described a victory for Republican candidate Donald Trump in the forthcoming presidential election as a threat to the world; a \u2018prophet\u2019 has all but confirmed that existential threat! The said prophet is a Chinese monkey known simply as Geda.<\/p>\n

In the latest twist to the gripping presidential race that\u2019s even more bizarre than Trump\u2019s <\/a>many shenanigans, the monkey, also referred to as \u201cking of prophets\u201d after it successfully predicted the winner of the Euro 2016 final earlier this year, picked the rambunctious billionaire<\/a> for the coveted office.<\/p>\n

The simian seer, whose name Geda means \u2018knots\u2019 or \u2018goose bumps\u2019 was given a chance to pick between life-sized cut-outs of Trump and his Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton, Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park wrote on its website.<\/p>\n

\"Monkey<\/p>\n

After a moment of \u201cdeep thought\u201d, the mystic monkey picked Trump, and with the assurance of an Old Testament prophet, he congratulated the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips.<\/p>\n

So when Trump makes positive references to conservation in his stump speech, you know where he\u2019s coming from.<\/p>\n

For those not given to superstition, Geda is to be taken seriously. Two days before the European championship final, the five-year-old monkey correctly predicted Portugal would win by electing to eat banana from their national flag instead of that of their opponents, France. Cristiano Ronaldo and co eventually ran out 1-0 winners against the odds in Paris.<\/p>\n

The prophetic primate follows in the mythical steps of Paul the Octopus<\/em> who stunned the world with accurate predictions, including Spain\u2019s final victory, at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.<\/p>\n

But given that monkeys are infamous for skulduggery, there just may be \u2018hope\u2019 for the world. Lol\u2026<\/p>\n

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