State of the Nation<\/a>
\nSeptember 29, 2018<\/p>\n
\nI HAD AN AFFAIR WITH BRETT KAVANAUGH<\/h1>\nPatrice Lewis declares, ‘I’m a woman, so you have to believe me’<\/h2>\n
I had an affair with Brett Kavanaugh.<\/p>\n
No, really I did. I can\u2019t remember the time, the place or the circumstances \u2013 but I certainly had an affair with Kavanaugh. I\u2019m a woman, so you have to believe everything I say.<\/p>\n
It doesn\u2019t matter that my memory is poor, my sources unverified, or that I never told a soul about my passionate involvement with Kavanaugh. I couldn\u2019t possibly have an agenda when it comes to making public my affair. The fact is, I\u2019m an \u00fcber-leftist woman; therefore everything I say is true. Period, end of sentence, no debate allowed or you\u2019re just a bully.<\/p>\n
And now \u2026 hang on a second, it\u2019s all coming back to me \u2026 did I say I had an\u00a0affair<\/i>\u00a0with Kavanaugh? My bad. The truth is, I was nearly\u00a0raped\u00a0<\/i>by Kavanaugh. I just remembered that part. It was at a party, one of dozens I attended in my youth. Of course, I was drinking and I don\u2019t remember the time, date, year, location or circumstances of the most traumatic event in my life, but I\u2019m positive Kavanaugh tried to rape me back around 1982 or so. Or maybe it was 1983. It\u2019s true. I\u2019m a woman, so you have to believe me.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s a new movement, by the way: \u201cBelieve women,\u201d a wonderful campaign to force everyone to \u201cbelieve women\u201d who make sexual assault allegations with no proof. What a great idea! We should believe women, not evidence!<\/p>\n
Of course, there are exceptions in the \u201cBelieve women\u201d movement. We can\u2019t believe anything against liberal men. Liberal men are incapable of rape or sexual assault. Bill Clinton is a saint who would never mistreat a woman. Juanita Broaddrick was a liar. Oh wait, didn\u2019t I just say women can\u2019t lie? Um, forget I said that. We\u2019ll just forget Broaddrick exists. Don\u2019t believe her.<\/p>\n
Of course, this \u201cBelieve women\u201d movement couldn\u2019t possibly have any negative repercussions on women who truly\u00a0have<\/i>\u00a0been raped. It means ALL women must be believed, not just the ones who have actually been assaulted.<\/p>\n
Now back to me. (It\u2019s all about me.) Of course, I never told anyone \u2013 my parents or any friends, let alone law enforcement \u2013 that Kavanaugh tried to rape me at this party I can\u2019t remember. The reason was it never happened \u2026 I mean, I was too intimidated to talk about it. To my parents. To my best friends. To the school principal.<\/p>\n
And the people I name as witnesses to my assault? They just have poor memories when they claim they weren\u2019t at the party. Or maybe they were involved too. Or maybe they\u2019re Republicans. What do they know?<\/p>\n
Let\u2019s see, back in 1982 I was 20 years old, but I just remembered I was actually 15. Yeah, 15. Underage! I witnessed \u201crape trains\u201d at these parties I attended. At 15. Somehow during all these dozens of inebriated events with underage minors held at private homes, parental oversight was conspicuously lacking, conveniently providing an absence of adult witnesses to these shenanigans just in case some random kid should get nominated for the Supreme Court 36 years down the line.<\/p>\n
I know I saw some traumatic things in my youth \u2013 I have a \u201cfirm recollection\u201d of lines out the door in the rape rooms at all those parties I kept going to \u2026 and going to \u2026 but somehow it all slipped my mind that the ultimate culprit behind everything was Kavanaugh until my memory was jogged by six days of careful assessment and the help of an unbiased attorney to get my story straight. Thank goodness for sound legal counseling; where would we be without it?<\/p>\n
There are other women coming out of the woodwork to support my claim that Kavanaugh is a sexual predator, and my claims have just as much merit as theirs. My memory is just as accurate as theirs. Above all, my motives are just as pure as theirs. Pure as the driven snow, folks. Really. Honestly. I\u2019m a woman, so you have to believe me.<\/p>\n
And because you have to believe me, you can\u2019t pry into my political or personal beliefs. You can\u2019t factor in my support for abortion as a taxpayer-funded right, which might be jeopardized if Kavanaugh gets on the Supreme Court. You can\u2019t examine my social media posts where I say Donald Trump is a bleepity-bleeping bleeper bleep bleep. You can\u2019t take into account that I\u2019m a rabid feminist who think all men should shut up and sit down, as Mazie Hirono recommends.<\/p>\n
In fact, Hirono says it\u2019s about \u201cwhether or not a woman who has been a victim at some point in her life is to be believed.\u201d Does this mean we should \u201cbelieve\u201d Kavanaugh when he denies he was even at the party where he assaulted me? Of course not. If you believe him over me, then you\u2019re a racist, a bigot, a misogynist and a bully. All men are liars. All women are truthful.\u00a0Our entire judiciary system is based upon this understanding.<\/i><\/p>\n
Now I demand an FBI investigation into my accusations. It doesn\u2019t matter if my allegations against Kavanaugh are unprovable. That\u2019s not the point. The point is I need to justify my pay from Mr. Sor \u2026 um, what I meant was, I need to speak for all women \u2013 \u201cBelieve women\u201d \u2013 no matter what. And if you don\u2019t believe me, then you\u2019re a racist, a bigot, a misogynist and a bully.<\/p>\n
Y\u2019know, it\u2019s kinda fun to go forward with these charges against Kavanaugh! It gets me all kinds of attention and lots of uplifting support from my fellow women. No matter what the outcome of Kavanaugh\u2019s nomination to the Supreme Court, I\u2019m set for life. I can write books, get paid obscene amounts of money for speaking engagements, get a professorship at any university in the country, and be the darling of the progressive set for ruining the lives of Kavanaugh and his family. What\u2019s not to love?<\/p>\n
And if Kavanaugh gets dumped from consideration to the Supreme Court, I look forward to Trump\u2019s next nominee so I can recall my sexual assault by him as well. All I\u2019ll need is a poor memory, six days with a porn attorney, a leftist agenda, and I\u2019ll be ready \u2026 right after I scrub my social media accounts and bleach my laptop.<\/p>\n
So my deepest thanks to everyone who has helped kill the antiquated and patriarchal concepts of the rule of law and the presumption of innocence. We finally get to reap what we sowed.<\/p>\n
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